[Robot Santa]
I brought the elves back from vacation
Chained them up and called my holiday friends
[Kwanzaabot] Kwanzaabot
[Chanuka Zombie] And the Chanuka Zombie
[Robot Santa]
Three mad wise men
Bearing murder and frankincense
Robot Santa's Elves: Damn you, doo doo doo doo
[Robot Santa] [simultaneous]
Shutup
Now fetch those bunnies by the armful
[Robot Santa's Elves] Says who? doo doo doo doo
[Robot Santa] [simultaneous]
Says me
Napalm makes them slightly more harmful
No one here goes near that door
This toyshop's goin' to war
[Chanuka Zombie]
Talmud says be slow to anger
low-down scammers got me seeing red
Got my TIE Fighter out of the hangar
Jump back Jack
'cause I'm Jewish and I'm undead
[Robot Santa's Elves] Ten-hut, doo doo doo doo
[Chanuka Zombie] [simultaneous]
Dreidel, dreidel
I made it out of blasting clay
[Robot Santa's Elves] You're nuts, doo doo doo doo
[Chanuka Zombie] [simultaneous]
And when it's dry and ready
for mercy they will pray
I can't wait eight nights or more
This zombie's goin' to war
[Kwanzaabot]
Ch-check it out
Kwanzaabot in the neptizzle hizzle
with my inhuman beat-box
busy building missiles
They're guided by these cute dancing fairy figures
Careful little elf, that's proximity-triggered
I'm fighting back for Kwanzaa so the children won't miss it
I'm confused about its meaning
but I know it when they diss it
So Santa?
[Santa] Yeah, Kay?
[Kwanzaabot] Cee Zee?
[Chanuka Zombie] Hey, hey
[Kwanzaabot]
Let's slay them pimps
Come on, pimp my sleigh
[Chanuka Zombie]
Easy with that toy artillery
Torgo's Powder's deadly but unstable
[Robot Santa]] Can they sue for liability?
[Nixon] Certainly not!
[Robot Santa] Use as much as you are able
[Robot Santa's Elves] This bites, doo doo doo doo
[Robot Santa] [simultaneous] You signed away your rights when you were hired
[Nixon & Leela] Now, let's fight
[Robot Santa's Elves] Doo doo doo doo
[Robot Santa] [simultaneous]
Okay, chestnuts roasting I'm gonna open fire
Prepare for gore galore
[Santa, Kwanzaabot & Chanuka Zombie] This trinity's goin' to war